Today I got back from spain and I wanted to do a little rant on people on airplanes. There are so many people and they are all annoying in their own special way. These are a few types I think are really annoying.
This type is the worst. You don’t want to bitch about them, because they are afraid or something and you feel bad for them, but the crying is so annoying. It’s always so loud and it’s like it’s never gonna stop. Don’t. Take. Childeren. With. You. Please.
I get that they wanna sleep, but please stop snorring. I really makes me wanna grab their nose and hold it close until they wake up.
PEOPLE WHO TALK REALLY LOUD
Apparently I’m easily annoyed by sound. Anways, not everyone wants to hear what you had for breakfast. If you would just talk a little less loud we could all enjoy silence and you can talk all you want. If you wanna know if you’re this type: if everyone looks at you when you’re talking, then you are this type.
PEOPLE WITH THEIR CHAIRS LEANED BACK
The space we have on airplanes is already so little, please don’t make this any harder than it already is. Although we all wanna lean back, we don’t do it because we know how annoying it is. Keep your chair the way it’s supposed to be. Thank you.
THE PEOPLE WHO KICK YOU IN THE BACK OR LEAVE THEIR LEGS IN THE AISLE
Long legs are hard to deal with on planes, I know, but try to keep them away from my chair please. I did not recall asking you for a back massage. And we don’t wanna trip over your legs either when we’re trying to walk to the toilet.
PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO GO TO THE TOILET A THOUSAND TIMES
If you’re seated next to the window and two people have to stand up to let you go to the toilet, try not to go every five seconds. Don’t drink so much or make sure you’re seated next to the aisle.
PEOPLE WHO WATCH A MOVIE OR SERIE WITH THE VOLUME REALLY LOUD
The only time I wanna hear the sound of a movie/serie is when i’m actually watching one. So either you’re gonna let me watch with you or you turn the volume down.